The old fart’s top entertainment news story is about William Shatner, one of the most tenacious men in history. I came across a news story about him this morning from WENN (a celebrity and entertainment news agency) where the 88 year old actor said, “I won’t be reprising my role as Captain James T. Kirk in Amazon Prime Video’s Star Trek: Picard.” Shatner went on to insist, “No. I think Kirk’s story is pretty well played out at this point. Kirk died in Generations. What’s really left? Adventures in the ribbon?”
William Shatner Is One Of The Most Tenacious Men In History
Now this old fart claims that William Shatner is one of the most tenacious men in history, because Bill’s fought and won more battles than most folks ever even read about. For instance, imagine you’re Bill on set performing for Star Trek, and you have to be right on top of your cue to speak. But as Leonard speaks the entire studio is filled with an incredibly loud screeching that will not stop. You see, that’s what William went through (and still does) in order to perform, due to a condition called tinnitus (ringing in the ears).
He Figuratively Ate Bowls Full Of Crow When Required
Oh, there were many in show business who disliked his temperament, and would have loved to see him slip into obscurity. But Shatner beamed their bullshit into oblivion by bullishly taking every opportunity to keep his career alive and well. He figuratively ate bowls full of crow when required, withstood open ridicule with head held high, and struggled with a host of health issues that would have laid out an ordinary person (some stemming for his addiction to tobacco).
Bill Refuses To Relinquish His Semen
He’s both humble and arrogant, heartless and compassionate, holds the show business record for the number of time the “F” word was used, and at 88 years old still struggles with a compulsion to punch stupid people. Sadly, William and his wife of 18 years, Elizabeth, 61, have their finalized their divorce. As part of the settlement he pays her $2 million, and divides shared assets, except one. Now forgive me, but there are somethings that a man will do, and some that he will not, and in this situation Bill ain’t about to relinquish his semen.
Well, actually his horses’ semen. You see, William is a well known horse lover, stating, “Horses have played an essential role in my life. I have ridden horses, owned horses, and admired horses for as long as I can remember.” As part of the settlement Bill gets two horses: ‘Renaissance Man’s Medici’, and ‘Powder River Shirley’, as well as ‘all horse semen’ and horse equipment. He also gets two dogs, ‘Macchiato’ and ‘Double Espresso’.
He’s A Gentleman Of The Frontier
Yep, there ain’t no doubt that old Bill’s heading over the hill, but through it all he’s done it his way. And, while he sure enough may be getting to be an old and weary warrior, I’d still strongly suggest staying the hell out of blade range if you’re going to do something to irk him. Like me, I reckon he’s becoming a grumpy old fart with the tolerance for humanity diminishing by the day. But if you think Mr. William Shatner’s ready to put down his sword and pull up depends, well I reckon that you got yourself another thing a’coming. So my hat’s off to William for he’s both a gentleman of the frontier, and a man I’ll forever hold dear.
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